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Journal Entry: Mon May 12, 2008, 5:59 AM
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I'm not wearing an article of clothing right now, can you guess what it is?

No, not that.

Nice try, it's not that either.

Wait, what was that? Bingo! Gloves, that's right! I'm not wearing any gloves. Let's all give DA user...uhm, err whoever...88 a big round of applause for her work. Or him, I can't tell.
Look the important point I'm trying to make is that I no longer have to wear gloves. No no, not because it's spring here in NJ, what ever that means. It is because I finally took them off. I've been wearing gloves since the age of seven, because of the war of Hoboken monkeymen. [link] You see, they wanted to move from North Jersey to South Jersey. But South Jersey didn't want them, so a fierce war erupted in the on the boarder of North and South Jersey that last a bloody eighteen months and three diners. The battles though, didn't pass with out leaving a scar. Since then, it has left many people displaced in New Jersey; People in North NJ found there ways south of Trenton, and people South of Trenton found their way North. Yet neither wanted to live in that part of New Jersey. After all, most people is North Jersey are New Yorkish and snobby while people in south jersey are mostly inbred troglodytes and wood sniffers. The result; they wanted to become Troglodyte New yorkers. An evil combination of snobbiness and wood sniffing! They wanted to make a Third section of New Jersey; Central Jersey. You're either North of Trenton or in Trenton and South of it. New Jersey is like a motorcycle; it's loud and has high insurance. A third wheel makes it a trike; and we don't allow trikes on our highways. And don't believe the Wiki Article either; the people who wrote it absolutely don't know what they're talking about. [link] Look, the Troglodyte in them can't even see they are not in the center of New Jersey. But the Sob in them know they live in beautiful and high class counties, which gives them the arrogance to say so.
Children, another enormous and costly Jersey war is foaming on the boarders once again. Central Jersey is caught in a froth logic and angry fists. Sadly, Trenton conscripted the citizens of Roebling as soldiers and all gangly men must stand up and beat rich and arrogant prissies down to the ground once again and join North and South jersey in holy secularism.
Now as you know, I'm a simple of man of peace, love, and explosives. I enjoy making all three so I can't die in such a senseless and obviously not made up war, which will be starting in June. So instead I've opted to hop a flight to Belize and wait for everything to cool off for two weeks. So I won't be around barging into random journals and telling everyone I'm being of incalculable power. So, that's June first to June Fourteenth. No Aikin. I'm sure you will all be deeply saddened. But don't worry, I'll get pictures to share!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: The 24th Era
  • Current Residence: Roebling, New Jersey.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Monkey.
  • Print preference: On the side.
  • Interests: Anthropology,Tang Soo Do, Art, Swimming, Herpetology, Sneezing, Child farming, and Creating Vacuums.
  • Favourite movie: Office Space.
  • Favourite band or musician: Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, and That Person.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything annoying.
  • Favourite artist: Mr and Mrs Crawford.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Mr. Vinnie Farcheut.
  • Favourite photographer: Mr. Octavian Vennerate Sheulum.
  • Favourite style or digital art: Orgal.
  • Operating System: Pendal R4.66.505. I made it my self, and you can't have it, hah hah!!
  • MP3 player of choice: 747 Demon.
  • Shell of choice: Giant Marmot.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The kind that sticks.
  • Skin of choice: Hue-mon.
  • Favourite game: Freeze Tag and Jungle Jim Tag, but not plain ol' Tag.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Earth and the Moon. The Moon is a bonus stage.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Master Shake.
  • Personal Quote: "I command it."
  • Tools of the Trade: Paper. Lots and lots of paper.

Devious Comments

~Shale-Sage:iconShale-Sage: Apr 24, 2008, 4:20:20 PM
Thank you very much for the fave^^

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~mdux:iconmdux: Apr 14, 2008, 9:36:14 AM
that's actually
a part of body of a carob, also it's PS'ed.
~Both-eyes-open:iconBoth-eyes-open: Apr 12, 2008, 8:45:49 AM Mood: Joy
Thank you for the watch and fave!

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*Aikin:iconAikin: Apr 11, 2008, 2:34:14 PM
You're welcome.

By the way, is the picture of a natural formation or is it man made?

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*Aikin:iconAikin: Apr 1, 2008, 4:46:42 AM
Hey, now you're wearing MY avatar! And so is everyone else!!

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=fudging:iconfudging: Mar 30, 2008, 3:14:39 PM
No, said like that it means nothing, it's just a way of saying thankyou in a slightly different way. I can see that must be confusing.

And I am terrible at football xD

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~alainvega:iconalainvega: Mar 30, 2008, 2:30:56 PM
Why? Are you asking me?

Sorry...i get confused with English language sometimes, you're from UK, let's assume you're better at English (obviously) and in football than me ;)

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~alainvega:iconalainvega: Mar 30, 2008, 2:04:46 PM
nice avatar btw :nod:

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That's the worst excuse i've heard since "Money" by Pink Floyd.
=fudging:iconfudging: Mar 28, 2008, 11:25:41 AM
Ooh, your old one has returned. How bemusing. Oh well, feel free to hide this comment chain, sorry to bother you.

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*Aikin:iconAikin: Mar 28, 2008, 8:47:35 AM
That is super strange. My avatar appears on my comp: [link]

Is anyone else wearing your avatar?

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=fudging:iconfudging: Mar 28, 2008, 8:43:55 AM
Apologies then, I guess something is going wrong between deviantart and my computer; [link]

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*Aikin:iconAikin: Mar 28, 2008, 8:34:10 AM
Sorry, I'm not using it nor have I ever. I've had old Table up here for quite some time.

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*Aikin:iconAikin: Mar 28, 2008, 8:25:13 AM
Av? What's that?

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=fudging:iconfudging: Mar 27, 2008, 3:10:36 PM
Um, can you please not use my av? Thanks.

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~twilightspirit:icontwilightspirit: Mar 5, 2008, 3:25:00 PM
thanks for the :+fav:!

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~sneeuwwitjes:iconsneeuwwitjes: Feb 16, 2008, 8:53:00 AM
thanks for faving my photo :)

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*Aikin:iconAikin: Feb 11, 2008, 2:18:51 PM
It's certainly fav-worthy!

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=silentpair:iconsilentpair: Feb 10, 2008, 1:28:07 PM
thanks a ton for the fave.
*Aikin:iconAikin: Feb 7, 2008, 2:35:58 PM
Go right ahead; just note me the questions and I'll get back to you.

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*ATLbladerunner:iconATLbladerunner: Feb 7, 2008, 1:40:21 PM
thanks for the fave!

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